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Official hair dresser of Lalu Prasad Yadav ?
Behari cows and buffaloes

Which political party can form a Pak friendly govt at the centre ?
Hurriyat Conference

Why an egg is oval in shape ?
It is the shape approved by egg layers’ association

What is the difference between a beggar and a politician ?
A beggar begs for money, a politician begs for votes and with - that he makes money

Kashmir apple is famous for its ?
Blood colour

Bombay became Mumbai, can you rename Patna ?
Lalustan / Raberi nagar

Why does a baby  cry first, when it  is born ?
The baby wants to inform the world that ‘I’m not dumb’.

How many crows are there in India?
4300561, if the actual figure is more than this, the Excess are Tourist from Pakistan, Bangladesh, China Etc.. if it is less than the above figure the deficit are the NRICs.

Why Leaf of a plant is green in color?
Green is very cheap in the market.

Who is the director of the film Titanic?
I.V.Sasi

What is Windows 2000?
It is a silly game playing with finger tips.Bill Gates is the defending champion

What is the full form of MTV?
M.T.Vasudevan Nair.

Columbus Discovered What?
Colombo Umbrella.

Why Kerala is known as God’s own Country?
Kerala is the only union territory of Lord’s Kingdom.

Who is Ambedkar?
Chairman and M.D of a construction Company.

Who is Kasthoorirangan and What is GSLV ?
Kasthoorirangan is a coffee manufacturer and GSLV is his latest premium brand coffee.

Which is mosquito's own city ?
Kochi

Why was Mike Denness punished six Indian players together ?
If he punished Sachin alone, it would hurt Sachin a lot; If he punished Sehwag alone....Etc...

Who is Guruvayoor Kesavan ?
A famous poet of stone age

Which is the only profession where applicants are still increasing even after the WTO tragedy ? 
Begging

Asoka The Great fell in love with...?
Kareena of Kalinga Kingdom

Who discovered New Afganistan ?
George W Bush.

What is Anthrax ?
A powder lubricant commonly used for postal purposes.

Reason behind the WTO tragedy ?
Ego clash between a 6 feet 5 inch tall man and the second highest building in USA.

Which country is famous for its peace activities in the world ?
Pakistan.

If the youth can select the P.M. of our country through postal votes, No doubt- 
Sachin will be their choice. Who will be his deputy ?
Equal chance for Hritik and Priyanka Vadhera.

Most of the love marriages are failures, why?
Without money who wants  love.